January 2012
December 2011
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Aaron Sorkin needs to write a teen drama that takes place entirely in a school because the whole rapid-fire dialogue and “walk-and-talk” thing is incredibly important when you’re thirteen and have three minutes in between classes to walk to your locker, get your books, and walk to class while also trying to quickly share an entire day’s worth of gossip with your bff.
genius
i know this is gross but i love being home so i can fart liberally about the house
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
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jillybobean replied to your photo: Mommy Bear is highly grossed out watching two guys…
your mom has a wicked sweatshirt?!
my mom has your wicked sweater. she found it in my closet. she is in love. considering watching wicked.
NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMER TIME
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LOL WHAT IS SLEEP
I AM NOT SLEEPY
DIE
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You may have broken my heart but at least I’m beating you at words with friends.