make a record of my heart: Archive

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synecdoche: Aaron Sorkin needs to write a teen drama that takes place entirely in a school because the whole rapid-fire dialogue and “walk-and-talk” thing is incredibly important when you’re thirteen and have three minutes in between classes to walk to your locker, get your books, and walk to class while also trying to quickly share an entire day’s worth of gossip with your bff. genius

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i know this is gross but i love being home so i can fart liberally about the house

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1612th: that guy from lmfao is 37 worst midlife crisis ever

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Dec 29th

jillybobean replied to your photo: Mommy Bear is highly grossed out watching two guys… your mom has a wicked sweatshirt?! my mom has your wicked sweater. she found it in my closet. she is in love. considering watching wicked.

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NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMER TIME

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